Further proof that I am vanishing

I really thought this time I would be able to not burn myself out by not writing every day.  Here I am again self-destructing!  Well not yet anyway.  Just got a little shocker and had to share.  Had to remind myself to get on the scale this morning and write it down.... which I did and not much has changed in a couple weeks.  I decided to update my little tracker on the side and realized it was about damn time I took my measurements again (as much as I dread it and think it's pointless) since it's been, what, like 5 months??  At my last measurement I had lost 1 measley inch in the whole 4 months of tracking.  So after 5 months more of NO tracking.... add another 10 inches of disappearing flesh!!  WHAT??  IMPOSSIBLE!!  Not all in one area of course but spread over hips, waist and bust.  Six inches vaporized just from my waist though!!  YEAH!!!  So after bandaging my toe from dropping the tape measure on it in the heat of the moment, here I am at the keyboard again.